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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don

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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

Every baby needs a lap.

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Every baby needs a lap.

Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles w

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Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago - the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider.... It doesn't seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we've traveled.

It sometimes happens, even in the best of familie

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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families

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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.

isme ek chota baby hai

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Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

Losing baby teeth were a part and parcel of one's

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Losing baby teeth were a part and parcel of one's life - a symbol of growing up, and it is the tooth-fairy that makes this otherwise dreaded and painful process an exciting one - something to look forward to.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don

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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his le

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy

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I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.

No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a gran

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No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am n

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be con

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don

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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabb

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You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.

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