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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tensi

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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they

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Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.

What is so fascinating about sitting around watch

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What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for t

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I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.

To win, you've got to put the ball in the macram&

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To win, you've got to put the ball in the macram .

There are really only two plays: Romeo a

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

The secret is to have eight great players and fou

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The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.

October is not only a beautiful month but marks t

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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.

Black people dominate sports in the United States

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Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.

The invention of basketball was not an accident.&#

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The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play Drop the Handkerchief.

This is the second most exciting indoor sport, an

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This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelph

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When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.

Basketball is the MTV of sports.

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Basketball is the MTV of sports.

We have a great bunch of outside shooters.

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We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.

I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Ele

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I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.

When I dunk, I put something on it. I want

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When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the

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If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he g

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Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.

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