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Without question, the greatest invention in the h

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts,

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You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.

But that won't give me a free hand to hold the be

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But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer.

You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts

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You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.

Draft beer, not people.

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Draft beer, not people.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. 

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

When the bee comes to your house, let her have be

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When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee's house some day.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do y

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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

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