I think that I shall never see
A billboard lo
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I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill
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I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lo
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I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know w
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
One of my current pet theories is that the winter
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One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the same stuff.
Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain
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Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.
Ef you take a sword an' dror it,
An' go stick
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Ef you take a sword an' dror it,
An' go stick a feller thru,
Guv'ment ain't to answer for it,
God'll send the bill to you.
Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
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Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
We have enjoyed so much freedom for so long that
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We have enjoyed so much freedom for so long that we are perhaps in danger of forgetting how much blood it cost to establish the Bill of Rights.
Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we u
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Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckon us with beepers and billboards.
Nations have recently been led to borrow billions
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Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands
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Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
When a man throws an empty cigarette package from
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When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded.
When a man throws an empty cigarette package from
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When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of brea
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa
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The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.
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