If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Ame
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If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
The Framers of the Bill of Rights did not purport
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The Framers of the Bill of Rights did not purport to create rights. Rather, they designed the Bill of Rights to prohibit our Government from infringing rights and liberties presumed to be preexisting.
Wouldst thou shut up the avenues of ill,
Pay
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Wouldst thou shut up the avenues of ill,
Pay every debt as if God wrote the bill.
A special LUNCH 4 u, In de hotel of my Heart, A boul of
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A special LUNCH 4 u, In de hotel of my Heart, A boul of love, A spoon of care, In the pot of Happiness, Dish is friendship, Pay the bill by MISSING Me….
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew
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The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won't be able to tell the carrots from the onions.
Nations have recently been led to borrow billions
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Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven b
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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know w
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
There is no underground community, no dark den of drunken sailors initiating themselves into manhood via cheap, ill-conceived exercises in bodily perforation; it's just a group of people who delight in using their bodies as billboards.
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill will
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A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
But I'm damned if I see how the helican.
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