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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children o

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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

If you don't find it in the index, look very care

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If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.

Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to cons

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Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry a future Ghost within us; but are, in very deed, Ghosts!

Fear is the needle that pierces us that it may ca

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Fear is the needle that pierces us that it may carry a thread to bind us to heaven.

My mind's terrain has become exceedingly rough.&#

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My mind's terrain has become exceedingly rough. Emotional scars are changing my internal geography faster than the mapmaker can keep pace. Wrong turns and dead ends abound, and I'm afraid someday I'll drown in a river I didn't know was there.

Be careful about reading health books. You

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men ar

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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

The worth of a book is to be measured by what you

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The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it.

Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to he

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Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.

What is the name of your car

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

I don't think you want too much sincerity in soci

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I don't think you want too much sincerity in society. It would be like an iron girder in a house of cards.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Hadson ki waja say bachay

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Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;
Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..
So, plz. Avoid CAR..

To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm.

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To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away.

We live longer than our forefathers; but we suffe

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We live longer than our forefathers; but we suffer more from a thousand artificial anxieties and cares. They fatigued only the muscles, we exhaust the finer strength of the nerves.

What gift you want for your birthday

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

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What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

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