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A man who has never gone to school may steal from

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

College football is a sport that bears the same r

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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or P

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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

Fathers send their sons to college either because

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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't.

A university is a college with a stadium seating

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A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.

A liberal education... frees a man from the priso

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A liberal education... frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation.

College is a place to keep warm between high scho

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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there

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I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.

Does college pay? They do if you are a good

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Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.

If you have a college degree you can be absolutel

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If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree.

The new appears as a minority point of view, and

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The new appears as a minority point of view, and hence is unpopular. The function of a university is to give it a sanctuary.

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universit

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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.

A college education shows a man how little other

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A college education shows a man how little other people know.

If you feel that you have both feet planted on le

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If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.

The quality of a university is measured more by t

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The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in.

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transfe

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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

I learned three important things in college - to

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I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.

The advantage of a classical education is that it

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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.

No man should escape our universities without kno

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No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

A university is what a college becomes when the f

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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.

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