Computing is not about computers any more.
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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
Home computers are being called upon to perform ma
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
All of the biggest technological inventions creat
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
All of the biggest technological inventions creat
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils dow
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Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
User, n. The word computer professionals us
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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce t
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Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them operators or programmers.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize th
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of ru
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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize th
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a
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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
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Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
Writing the first 90 percent of a computer progra
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Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time.
Controlling complexity is the essence of computer
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Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.
I like my new telephone, my computer works just f
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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
Any fool can write code that a computer can under
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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
All of the biggest technological inventions create
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Computer Science is no more about computers than
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
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