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All is not butter that comes from the cow.

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All is not butter that comes from the cow.

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more

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As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.

The human body has no more need for cows' milk th

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The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, es

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I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because

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Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.

The friendly cow, all red and white, I love w

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The friendly cow, all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might,
To eat with apple-tart.

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of

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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

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When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes gras

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The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.

A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we

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A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.

Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatur

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Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me w

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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves

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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.

Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal.

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Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal.

I go about looking at horses and cattle. Th

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I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its n

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.

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Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because y

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

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