An aching tooth is better out than in.
To los
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An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the
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Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
I find that most men would rather have their bell
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I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
There are two things in life that a sage must pre
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There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his
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Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist c
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If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting met
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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than
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Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the one
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You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the princip
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
I had very good dentures once. Some magnifi
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I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
Some tortures are physical
And some are menta
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Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that
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Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy wh
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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
Too many of today's children have straight teeth
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Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all
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You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
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