I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
In order to succeed you must fail, so that you kn
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In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.
Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you ca
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Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you can't enjoy your life.
Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is
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Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a bi
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People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
The disastrous history of our species indicates t
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The disastrous history of our species indicates the futility of all attempts at a diagnosis which do not take into account the possibility that homo sapiens is a victim of one of evolution's countless mistakes.
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt.
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Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!
Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run
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Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's.
Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to
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Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the peopl
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condo
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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowwor
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We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
The only man who is really free is the one who can
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The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a bi
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People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall be
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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
There are two freedoms - the false, where a man i
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There are two freedoms - the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to do what he ought.
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would pr
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If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Without question, the greatest invention in the h
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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