Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you ca
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Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
The only reason a great many American families do
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
The man who will use his skill and constructive i
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The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
I find that most men would rather have their bell
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I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
The only reason a great many American families do
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
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Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines.&#
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundr
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
College is the best time of your life. When
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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
A three year old child is a being who gets almost
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar c
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A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's importa
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human under
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In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
College is the best time of your life. When
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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
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