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Correct English is the slang of prigs who write h

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Correct English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays.

Give us this day our daily bread is pro

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Give us this day our daily bread is probably the most perfectly constructed and useful sentence ever set down in the English language.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know

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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mot

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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

English is a funny language; that explains why we

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English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.

Friendship is not history 2 forget

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Friendship is not history 2 forget
Friendship is not maths 2 calculate
Friendship is not english 2 learn
its only chemical locha dont try to
understand it just enjoy it

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days

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It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

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Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

A very old lady teacher of English

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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil anwered: Its the past tense of course.

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days

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It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.

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