I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite num
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I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
Movement is a medicine for creating change in a p
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Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person's physical, emotional, and mental states.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far h
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If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
The only exercise some people get is jumping to c
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The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my frie
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I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
The word aerobics came about when the gym instruc
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The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until t
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Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
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Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
Any workout which does not involve a certain mini
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Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people
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I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
Those who think they have not time for bodily exer
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Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
Lack of activity destroys the good condition of e
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Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it.
People say that losing weight is no walk in the p
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People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain
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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
A man's health can be judged by which he takes tw
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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise
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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.
I really don't think I need buns of steel.
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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
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