We are always getting ready to live but never liv
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We are always getting ready to live but never living.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt.
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Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condo
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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they
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Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being
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Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being the martyred slaves of time, to get absolutely drunk - on wine, poetry, or on virtue, as you please.
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out o
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Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energ
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Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to li
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Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cent
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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
As a rule reading fiction is as hard to me as try
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As a rule reading fiction is as hard to me as trying to hit a target by hurling feathers at it. I need resistance to celebrate!
Get mad, then get over it.
Never get married in the morning, because you nev
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Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
This is a honeydew day. That is when you ge
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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
Life's problems wouldn't be called hurdles&#
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Life's problems wouldn't be called hurdles if there wasn't a way to get over them.
I always think of my sins when I weed. They
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I always think of my sins when I weed. They grow apace in the same way and are harder still to get rid of.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mous
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The only exercise some people get is jumping to c
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The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
With lies you may get ahead in the world - but yo
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With lies you may get ahead in the world - but you can never go back.
It isn't like the rest of the country - it is lik
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It isn't like the rest of the country - it is like a nation itself - more tolerant than the rest in a curious way. Littleness gets swallowed up here. All the viciousness that makes other cities vicious is sucked up and absorbed in New York.
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