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Men who don't like girls with brains don't like g

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Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

Grandmothers are just antique little gi

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Grandmothers are just antique little girls.

Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition

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Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards.

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

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Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..
Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

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Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Girls r like phones

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Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

In pakistan survey was done

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In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

love

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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! ~By:whiteeyes_female

KEEP SMILING

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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! ~By:whiteeyes_female

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the

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Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

UNIVERSAL TRUTH

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!

Question : Why do girls close

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Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Football is all very well as a game for rough gir

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Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7

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The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.

She watched and taught the girls that sang at the

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She watched and taught the girls that sang at their embroidery frames while the great silk flowers grew from their needles.

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