People that pay for things never complain.
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People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
That guy has muscles in places most people don't
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That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places.
What's the matter with you guys? The sight
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What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your be
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You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike.
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her
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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils dow
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Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
an optimist is a guy
that has never had
much experience.
Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of
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Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk,
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Ele
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I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
one day nigerian guy and zulu lady they were making love while they make love the zulu lady keep on saying ngikhathele the nigerian guy respond back by saying forget about Alcatel i will buy you 3310 ~By:VUSI
dum guy was filling up application form for a job
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dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
“Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Poor Popeye. If only he had eaten purslane
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Poor Popeye. If only he had eaten purslane instead of spinach, he wouldn't have had so much trouble with the bad guy, Pluto.
Most guys aren't that picky. They may have
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Most guys aren't that picky. They may have quicker reflexes around large breasts, but they need more to keep them interested. We know plenty of women whose sex appeal makes their breasts exactly the right size.
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.
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