I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
Holidays are enticing only for the first week or
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Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do.
The proper behavior all through the holiday seaso
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
[Christ] does not give [men] light but from momen
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[Christ] does not give [men] light but from moment to moment; the instant He withdraws, all is darkness.... God does not give them a stock of holiness.
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to av
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It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
It is not because angels are holier than men or d
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It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone.
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
A good holiday is one spent among people whose no
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will al
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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelph
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When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
Holidays are enticing only for the first week or
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Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do.
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier
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Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough ho
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I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our natio
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Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays.... The grim cannon have turned into palm branches, and the shell and shrapnel into peach blossoms.
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier
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Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.
All religions are the same: religion is bas
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All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
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