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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

It is a medium of entertainment which permits mil

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It is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, t

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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're n

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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Wo

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, w

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes bec

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes bec

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I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a j

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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

You know, we've got to do it someday... throw awa

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You know, we've got to do it someday... throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party... last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war.

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

My life has been one great big joke, A dance

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My life has been one great big joke,
A dance that's walked,
A song that's spoke,
I laugh so hard I almost choke,
When I think about myself.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human bei

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!

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Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

Sardarji was asked

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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're

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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

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