A sensitive plant in a garden grew,
And the y
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A sensitive plant in a garden grew,
And the young winds fed it with silver dew,
And it opened its fan-like leaves to the light,
and closed them beneath the kisses of night.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigaret
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
The proper behavior all through the holiday seaso
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
This is every cook's opinion -
no savory dish
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This is every cook's opinion -
no savory dish without an onion,
but lest your kissing should be spoiled
your onions must be fully boiled.
Stolen kisses require an accomplice.
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sl
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The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the sec
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if the
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Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.
I really think that American gentlemen are the be
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I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl wh
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
In trying to get our own way, we should remember
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In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine.
kisses are a better fate
than wisdom.
For twas not into my ear you whispered
But in
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For twas not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart
Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul
May the wings of the butterfly kiss the sun
A
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May the wings of the butterfly kiss the sun
And find your shoulder to light on,
To bring you luck, happiness and riches
Today, tomorrow and beyond.
Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat up
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Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
said my
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I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers -
turned off my bed, tumbled into my light,
and all because he kissed me good-night!
A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
A rosy
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A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
A rosy dot placed on the "i" in loving;
'Tis a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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