First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
College is a place to keep warm between high scho
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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in l
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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love,
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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a co
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Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, a
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In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit e
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
The three rings of marriage are the engagement ri
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The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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