I firmly believe that if the whole materia med
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I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes.
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods th
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In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men.
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill
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I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoi
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A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is w
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I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know w
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a
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It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car.
Surgeons must be very careful
When they take
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Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life!
Did God who gave us flowers and trees,
Also p
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Did God who gave us flowers and trees,
Also provide the allergies?
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It
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I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patie
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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a pat
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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment.
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm asha
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My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
It is a good thing for a physician to have premat
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It is a good thing for a physician to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. The first makes him appear to know more than he does, and the second gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf.
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it.
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Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it.
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of a
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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind m
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The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary.
God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes.
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God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes.
To array a man's will against his sickness is the
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To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
Body and soul cannot be separated for purposes of
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Body and soul cannot be separated for purposes of treatment, for they are one and indivisible. Sick minds must be healed as well as sick bodies.
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