Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him.
Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the r
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Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the ne
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy e
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power na
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Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job.
Time wears all his locks before;
Take thy hol
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Time wears all his locks before;
Take thy hold upon his forehead;
When he flies, he turns no more,
And behind his scalp is naked.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experienc
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Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
For each new morning with its light,
For rest
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For each new morning with its light,
For rest and shelter of the night,
For health and food, for love and friends,
For everything Thy goodness sends.
I keep six honest serving-men,
They taught me
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I keep six honest serving-men,
They taught me all I knew;
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.
I consider it a good rule for letter-writing to l
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I consider it a good rule for letter-writing to leave unmentioned what the recipient already knows, and instead tell him something new.
Home computers are being called upon to perform ma
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Old times never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better.
You can't say civilization don't advance, however
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You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
It isn't like the rest of the country - it is lik
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It isn't like the rest of the country - it is like a nation itself - more tolerant than the rest in a curious way. Littleness gets swallowed up here. All the viciousness that makes other cities vicious is sucked up and absorbed in New York.
For each new morning with its light,
For rest
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For each new morning with its light,
For rest and shelter of the night,
For health and food, for love and friends,
For everything Thy goodness sends.
The proper behavior all through the holiday seaso
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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