No news is good news. No journalists is eve
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No news is good news. No journalists is even better.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possi
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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal w
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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be reli
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educat
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The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
Newspapers: dead trees with information sme
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Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
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They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
Newspapers: dead trees with information sme
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Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
I am unable to understand how a man of honor coul
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I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust.
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
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They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
What's the good of news if you haven't a sister t
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What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it?
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if
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It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Literature is news that stays news.
The one function that TV news performs very well
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The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
News is history shot on the wing.
Trying to determine what is going on in the world
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
A newspaper consists of just the same number of w
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A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
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