As a child, my number one best friend was the lib
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
The number of shots taken by an opponent who is o
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The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
If equations are trains threading the landscape o
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If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.
The Internet is clearly about more than sports sc
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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of yea
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Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Small is the number of people who see with their
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Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work
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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
We are all primary numbers divisible only by ours
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We are all primary numbers divisible only by ourselves.
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work
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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
After a certain number of years, our faces become
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After a certain number of years, our faces become our biographies.
Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.
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Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and
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Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
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