Without passion man is a mere latent force and po
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Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark.
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly des
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Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown a
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly des
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Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
You know you're from Arizona when you drive two m
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You know you're from Arizona when you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter.
You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing
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You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing to park 3 blocks away because you actually found shade from a palm tree imported 300 miles from California and nurtured with water piped 250 miles from Nevada.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking t
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not
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Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not slowly either, but with ropes of steam and spark-spattered wheels and a hoarse roar of power or terror. It's passing, yet I'm the one who's doing all the moving.
There is in every true woman's heart a spark of h
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There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
As though pure white snow flashed and sparkled wi
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As though pure white snow flashed and sparkled with the color of bright ruddy wine, and was overcome by this radiance.
When you're in love you never really know whether
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When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
English is a funny language; that explains why we
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English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
Family: A social unit where the father is c
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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
People say that losing weight is no walk in the p
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People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for c
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
You're only given a little spark of madness.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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