At every party there are two kinds of people - th
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At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
The dying process begins the minute we are born,
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The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a
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After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party
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I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home
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The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
You know, we've got to do it someday... throw awa
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You know, we've got to do it someday... throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party... last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war.
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie,
Love the
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Drink, and dance and laugh and lie,
Love the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)
On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;
No
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On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;
No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet
To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
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[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
No man does right by a woman at a party.
She had heard someone say something about an Inde
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She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's part
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Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the la
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Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
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