There are two kinds of people in the world:
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.
A day will come when a cannon will be exhibited i
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A day will come when a cannon will be exhibited in museums, just as instruments of torture are now, and the people will be astonished that such a thing could have been.
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation
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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
A small man can be just as exhausted as a great m
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A small man can be just as exhausted as a great man.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't
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Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant thin
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
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Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
Black people dominate sports in the United States
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Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of thing
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People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.
I've met a few people in my time who were enthusi
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I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los
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When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and 72 in Los Angeles.
The world is full of people whose notion of a sat
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The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past.
Some people are born on third base and go through
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
There are people so addicted to exaggeration they
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There are people so addicted to exaggeration they can't tell the truth without lying.
A mother is a person who seeing there are only fou
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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
Hard work spotlights the character of people:
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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
People who complain about taxes can be divided in
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People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.
The average man never really thinks from end to e
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The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of clich s.
My God! How little do my countrymen know wh
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My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
All charming people have something to conceal, us
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All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
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