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Poker, n. A game said to be played with car

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Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.

[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitali

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[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

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Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't kno

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If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.

Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking.

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Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking.

In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls

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In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket.

I believe in poker the way I believe in the Ameri

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I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet.

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino

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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.

How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?&#

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How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?
All your life, son.

The guy

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The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I

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I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

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