Life is tough enough without having someone kick
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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
You should never say anything to a woman that eve
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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot b
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Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to av
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It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
God's interest in the human race is nowhere bette
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God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sent
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A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, s
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We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's pref
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I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women
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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman,
Ar
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A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman,
Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service strip
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Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding:
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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