Sex without love is an empty experience, but as e
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart
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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?&#
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
For the first time in history, sex is more danger
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with som
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There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
What is commonly called love, namely the desire o
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What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her
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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don
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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
There's nothing better than good sex. But b
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can'
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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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