I am fully conscious of the fact, that aphorisms
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I am fully conscious of the fact, that aphorisms are like wandering Gypsies. They must always be published without guarantee of the authenticity.
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no
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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Listen carefully to first criticisms made of your
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Listen carefully to first criticisms made of your work. Note just what it is about your work that critics don't like - then cultivate it. That's the only part of your work that's individual and worth keeping.
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomat
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
Anthologies of aphorisms are usually arranged acc
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomat
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
Seeing a murder on television... can help work of
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Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
Kiya lay ker ayai thay—-?
Kiy lay kar jao gay…??
Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?
Itnay paisay bacha ker kya…..
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…
jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,
jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,
jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi…..
*****
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Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!
Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..
Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.
Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.
A true and caring friend
doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough,
because it is not the mouth
that really speaks but
it is the heart that feels.
Beleiving is most important in friendship.
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If ur sms is not coming,
I think u r sending but its undelivered,
if U r not calling i think u r trying
but d network is bz,
bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.
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