The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone.
I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, ha
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I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love and abundance. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal - and soon they'll forget my number.
Middle age: When you're sitting at home on
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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call
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I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
If you were going to die soon and had only one ph
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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling
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I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.
I like my new telephone, my computer works just f
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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
The telephone is a good way to talk to people wit
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when
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A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper
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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your l
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil whi
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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Some one invented the telephone,
And interrup
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Some one invented the telephone,
And interrupted a nation's slumbers,
Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness.
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Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness.
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
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