No one can keep his griefs in their prime; they u
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No one can keep his griefs in their prime; they use themselves up.
I am,
indeed,
a king,
because I know how
to rule myself.
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the hous
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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
Finland has produced so many brilliant distance r
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Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas.
He who excuses himself accuses himself.
I like her because she smiles at me and means it.
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I like her because she smiles at me and means it.
The present letter is a very long one, simply bec
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The present letter is a very long one, simply because I had no leisure to make it shorter.
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the
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When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did.
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
User, n. The word computer professionals us
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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot.
I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
said my
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I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers -
turned off my bed, tumbled into my light,
and all because he kissed me good-night!
Your cable television is experiencing difficultie
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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
We must be free not because we claim freedom, but
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We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.
Every civilization is, among other things, an arra
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Every civilization is, among other things, an arrangement for domesticating the passions and setting them to do useful work.
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women ju
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Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow
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Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.
Without accepting the fact that everything change
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Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect composure. But unfortunately, although it is true, it is difficult for us to accept it. Because we cannot accept the truth of transience, we suffer.
Several excuses are always less convincing than o
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Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
The ability and inclination to use physical stren
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The ability and inclination to use physical strength is no indication of bravery or tenacity to life. The greatest cowards are often the greatest bullies. Nothing is cheaper and more common than physical bravery.
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