Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his po
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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”
I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hos
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I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting
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An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.
Body and mind, like man and wife, do not always a
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Body and mind, like man and wife, do not always agree to die together.
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