Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, r
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Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like g
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Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
Women really do rule the world. They just h
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Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is p
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The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and t
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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as m
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Can you imagine a world without men? No cri
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Next to the wound, what women make best is the ba
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Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women ju
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Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two p
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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
You start out happy that you have no hips or boob
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You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual ha
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Women get the last word in every argument.
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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman'
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ba
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
The most popular image of the female despite the
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The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized b
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I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
Sure God created man before woman. But then
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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