Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.&
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Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hu
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
'Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him y
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'Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
Good instincts usually tell you what to do long b
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Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out.
Get over the idea that only children should spend
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Get over the idea that only children should spend their time in study. Be a student so long as you still have something to learn, and this will mean all your life.
If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.
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If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind
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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world.
Your cable television is experiencing difficultie
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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
When you are sorrowful look again in your heart,
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When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of lo
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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong
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The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away.
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage tho
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I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been
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Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
There is an art, or rather a knack to flying.
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There is an art, or rather a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow
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Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head do
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
I love being married. It's so great to find
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you h
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If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag.
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